Vote Republican!

Here's a few good reasons why:

1. The war has really been effective. By all the spending in the middle east being reconverted to weapons for Al Quaida by the graft in Iraq, you can provide millions of arms to needy muslim fundamentalist recruits.

2. By fighting muslims all over the world, you can unify the hatred aimed at America and it's good ally Israel, rather than letting it take it's normal course between Shia, Sunni, and other opposing sects.

3. By the incredible amount of dollars pumped into the global economy in support of the war in Iraq, the US dollar is only half of what it was, so weakening America in their strongest power - their powerful industrial economy. When the gas would be only $2 a gallon in 2000 dollars, it is now $4+ because of the pathetically weak dollar. Oil would be $70 a barrel, but it is $140. Thanks George Bush!

4. Delay, delay, delay on creating new sources of energy independent of the Middle East, please don't finance the true American resources of ingenuity and creativity, stay dependent on diminishing fossil fuel so America becomes even weaker and the Chinese, Indians, Russians, and Brazilians can rise to the economic forefront, out-muscling America on the global market. Did you ever think the Brazilians, the freaking Brazilians, would be outpacing America on the global market? Wow.

5. Keep focusing on the crap, on the irrelevant stuff. Keep declining. Keep focused on those provincial attitudes. Keep focused on the harmful gays. Keep using the word "Liberal" to excess, get everyone fired up. Make it a religious, patriotic cause. Keep sending your money to corrupt backwoods preachers and bad empty-headed leaders. Keep avoiding investment in wind, solar, hydrogen, and nuclear energy, all independent of the fanatical Middle East and unstable governments. Keep handing your global economic power to the Chinese, Brazilians, Russians, and Indians. Eschew the relevant. Focus on the silly. Keep your eye off the ball. Your foreign neighbor is able to buy your foreclosed house for pennies on the soft dollar - thanks!

Keep us smiling over here and VOTE REPUBLICAN!!

Love and thanks,

Your future leaders in Mumbai, Beijing, Moscow, and Brasilia

PS: Osama Bin Laden a.k.a. "The Uncatchable" says "Hello"!

Quote by Ann Coulter:
"If Democrats had any brains, they would be Republicans."

Democrats have an agenda that is definitely not good for this country. They want more government control, creating an atmosphere of more citizen DEPENDENCE on the governemnt for survival. Nationalized medicine and government control of fuel companies is a recipe for disaster.

History tells us that Democrats have proudly stood for the three "S" words: 1. Slavery 2. Secession 3. Segregation

Now they can add a fourth "S" word: 4. Socialism

I am amazed that any person of color would vote Democrat. Do they not know their own political history?

Martin Luther King, Jr. (who was a strong Republican)is probably turning over in his grave to see how descendants of true African-Americans have swung over to the political party that has worked so hard, and so long, to keep them down. For MLK, the focus was solely on NOT judging a person by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Now, the focus suddenly seems to be related only to the color of a politician's skin -- because Barry Hussein Obama wants to play the race card to divert the focus from the true issues.

Incidentally, Barack Hussein Obama does not have one drop of slave blood runng through his veins. His mother was white and his father was not from this country at all.

One only needs to read history books to realize what is truly good for this country and for its citizens. Flowery speeches and false promises will not replace experience to lead. Naivete' is not conducive to running the singularly most important job in the entire world. Our Commander in Chief needs to have the personal strength and fortitude to deal with terrorist factions accordingly. McCain has that strength.

The Dems can say what they want about Bush and the war. The FACT remains that this country has not been attacked on our soil since 9/11. We have President Bush to thank for that. We would do well to remember it.