This just in ...

The American College of Emergency Physicians warns of the danger of more serious accidents involving oblivious texters.

It seems we (that's Americans, those of us living in a country that sent 363 billion text messages last year) are texting while walking, biking and -- wait for it -- driving. Really, we should wait for the stoplight.

Strange, though, they didn't mention the woman texting while trying to navigate that shopping cart at Harris-Teeter last week.