Bracket Busted II

Nobody picked a worse NCAA bracket than me.

I had Winthrop winning the NCAA Tournament. They lost Thursday night by 31 points.

I had Baylor playing them. Baylor got trounced in their first game.

I picked Cornell. I picked the Ivy League team, from my home state and a place best known for its scholars and not athletes, over whomever they played. Cornell got waxed by a thousand points.

USC? I Picked 'em, they lost.

Kent State? Crushed.

I picked up a ride with a van driver earlier today, a super guy named Tom. Great guy, showed me the sights in Denver. The stuff only locals know. A bar that is the oldest in the state, the Buckhorn Exchange, that boasts Colorado's liquor license #1 from 1893. A cop pulled us over. Tom got a ticket for running a red light. I couldn't even pick a ride right. The cop laughed at me when I told him it was my fault. I think he already knew this was a bad day.

McCann might make me ride home in the trunk.